Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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