I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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