i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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