do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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