chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
