BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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