He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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