Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
do nipples grow back?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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