your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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