I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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