So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So here I am, sexting at work.
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