Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I bet he comes in French.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize