Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
