i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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