with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
