if you like me you must not know who I am
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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