apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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