I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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