I seem to have left my pride at pride
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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