Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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