people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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