he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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