My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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