what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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