is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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