Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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