bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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