Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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