don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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