rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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