Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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