she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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