Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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