Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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