So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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