I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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