put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
