There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
40s are totally the cure
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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