Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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