you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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