idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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