so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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