i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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