i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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