So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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