69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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