Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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