You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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