We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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