Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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