Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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