I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
