Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
someone threw a dead crab at me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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