On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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