Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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