dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize